God snorts coke. Gets high and fucks. Never
gets coke dick. Misses the good ole days. God’s
a good ole boy. You know the Lord. He’s a shepherd
who sells. And nothing goes for cheap.
He pisses your confessions into the urinal.
God has kidney stones. Ronald Regan’s
his favorite actor. God votes for him
self every election. He thinks that’s funny.
He makes the angels play cops and robbers.
God is a pig. He watches The Price is
Right in the dark because
God is lonely. He listens to the sounds
of starving as he goes to sleep.
Kennedy Hunn is a hot mess stemming from the Midwest. They are currently a first-year MFA student at Louisiana State University. Kennedy is allergic to football but sticks around for the beignets. You can find them on Instagram @vicepresidentkennedy.