Immediate need with all the tragic urgency
of an unmet orgasm or half bloomed, already wilting lily
at The Institute for Self Advancement.
We seek a teamwork oriented part- half -time, blue moon, non-staff
barely grant funded amazing opportunity
for someone who brings the fervor of a planned meteor shower
to serve in a newly created Floater Cloud Assistant role
in this non-union, outsider, at will, temporary, non-advancing
contract position for as long as the crisis of faith endures,
until we have met regulatory obligations, or depleted available funds.
Consumer oriented professionalism
Coaching attitude and sunny personality
HTML coding and social media skills
Communication certification and strong soft skills
Clinical training in the technology of knowledge delivery
Self starting engine brain with a keyless remote entry that runs on no gas
Willingness of a burro to plummet unmarked trail depths for a sliver of apple
Advanced fluency in emoticons, acronyms, and words
Independent decision making ability and keen capacity for obedience to instruction
Eager ability to identify and reconcile unbridged canyons
Master’s with strong publication record considered, doctorate preferred.
E.F. Schraeder’s creative work has appeared in Glitterwolf, Lavender Review, Feminist Wire, Hoax, Haz Mat Review, Pulp Modern, Animalia, Slink Chunk Press, and other journals and anthologies. Author of a poetry chapbook, The Hunger Tree, Schraeder has an interdisciplinary Ph.D., teaches part-time, and contributes to an animal advocacy blog (clawtheory.com). E.F. is also online at www.efschraeder.com.