Despondent about the Earth’s ecological state, Arthur Quisling, a scientist with an Einstein-like appearance, entered his six-by-eight, pyramid-shaped Dimensional Flier. In search of better universes, his yellow ship, which was capable of elongating and navigating through celestial holes, was preparing for its launch.
Before leaving in the craft, Arthur posted the following testament on www.alchemizedscience.com:
“According to all tests, my Reincarnation Spores would have eliminated deleterious climate changes, the lamentable loss of biodiversity, the man-made imbalance between carbon, nitrogen and phosphorous, sullied water supplies, the damnable depletion of the ozone layer, the shrinking fish supply, as well as cancerous deforestation. Nonetheless, an egregious blight would have remained—humanity.
“There is a planet out there that deserves my innovations. Your planet is not it.
“On this day until my demise, I consider myself to be divorced from this world. Disconnected from your prejudice, wars, greed, jealousy, plagues and pollution, I am now, at last, a being who is true to his existence. Absolute Freedom is my father and Inner Peace is my mother. Beyond your doomed domicile, I will parent myself in a home that does not lodge guilt.”
For a better terraqueous existence, racing forward at 167,000 miles per hour, the ship disappeared through a portal of white light. Since that day, no traces of the scientist or his ship were ever found.
Being that its only savior gave up caring, acclimated to Armageddon, the Earth awaited its fate.